I’m a Musicon Celebrity thanks to Maxis Broadband

Hush now people, I now have a confession to make. This is serious. You know how Hannah Montana's life is? Average girl in the day, supe...

Hush now people, I now have a confession to make. This is serious.

You know how Hannah Montana's life is? Average girl in the day, superstar by night or however it goes because I don't exactly watch Hannah Montana.


But what if I told you that I too, lead a life like hers?? What if I'm actually a celebrity in disguise?? Maybe you haven't see me taking off my rubber mask and putting on my wig yet. Maybe you didn't realize that I'm the one who's flying in that private jet across the globe every now and then.

Oh noooo, you wouldn't know.

*continues daydreaming

My life as a celebrity is just too simple.

I spend my Mondays at my mansion in LA, Tuesdays at my chalet in California, Wenesdays and Thursdays at my palace in London, Fridays are reserved for my luxury house in Paris, Saturdays are spent partying whole night without returning home and I only come back home to USJ on Sundays.

I'm not a very greedy person and I care for my environment. Thus, I only have 3 private jets and 2 helicopters. At least I don't go around polluting the air in my Bugatti Veyrons and my Lamborghinis that often. Oh well, a celebrity must also be considerate, you know.

Okay, maybe I should hint you on who I really am.

I earn my money from a movie series where I have to burst out into a song every 5 minutes, regardless of what I'm doing at that time.

I am. Baby V.

Vanessa Hudgens.

My rubber mask does such a great cover up for my original face, doesn't it?

I love striped bikinis, haven't I told you that?

Oh and I go through certain facial surgeries from time to time. For instance, sharpening my jaw or adding a mole.

Now please keep this secret for me, I'll be in deep trouble if anyone finds out who I really am. I'll be chased by papparazzis all day long which will probably cause me to fail my SPM. People might even kidnap me OMG!

So please, allow this to be a little secret between just us ;)

**

Story above is strictly fictional.

This is actually a sad story of a girl who has multiple personalities, daydream way too often and who suffers from IMCMBS, I’m-a-Musicon-Celebrity-thanks-to-Maxis-Broadband-Syndrome.

*Edit: Shiva just told me that LA and California are the same place. Oops.

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