Secret to beauty

I know a product which can make you SLIMMER, FAIRER, SMOOTHER and overall PRETTIER instantly. No side effects at all and also not troublesom...

I know a product which can make you SLIMMER, FAIRER, SMOOTHER and overall PRETTIER instantly. No side effects at all and also not troublesome to use. Best of all, it's completely FREEEEE~!

It's known as..

The Confidence Cream!!!


I'm not pretty. But with the help of Confidence Cream I appear to be prettier than not pretty! Call our toll-free number 1800-I-AM-SO-FREAKING-PRETTEH now to get yours at only $789.99. Hurry! First 100 customers get 1 tube for the price of 2!

Okay the product doesn't exist, it's just me being lame once again. But really, I personally think that confidence is the main ingredient to beauty. Not just from the outside but it affects the inner beauty in a way as well.

If you noticed, attractive girls or guys aren't the ones that walk with their heads hanging down nor are they afraid to speak up. One can have the looks but that won't stand out without the help of confidence. How often do people notice the quiet ones who hide at the corners? When one has confidence, he or she actually smiles more and that automatically increases attractiveness by a whole 40%! Woah! 

That's right people, stop shuffling your feet. If you want to walk, walk the correct way. Stand and sit the correct way. Good posture increases attractiveness by a whopping 30%! Woohoo! 

This is how a person looks like without and with confidence. (The pink spots were meant to be sparkles but I can't seem to find the right shape)

I myself can't stand people with low confidence. Eventually I end up not making efforts to even speak to him/her anymore because really, what have I done to deserve the I'm-talking-to-a-wall treatment?? I realize that Malaysians especially have lower level of confidence compared to other nationalities. Sigh. 

I have no friends. Please be confident and talk to me or I'll die from saliva accumulation in my mouth!

*This article may or may not be a fictional one. You know you can't take me seriously. Not all the time at least.

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